25 May 2013

The next big celebrity hair look

The black to the roots look should have run its course, though from the latest Eurovision song contest, you wouldn't know it. But then only the great Cezar was worth watching this year. What a voice, and what a ballsy choice!

He has too much class to go for this new look, but I propose it for the normal performer celeb sensation now.

Stepping back:

06 May 2013

Goose barnacles and fate-makers

Goose barnacles seem born to be metaphors. They attach themselves before they are old enough to think (not that they are known for existentialism at even their most mature state) to a randomness of flotsam and in this case, the jetsam of an undersea volcano.

Yet unlike people who could pry themselves free from an opinion or loyalty with a bit of thought, goose barnacles have no choice. Once left high and dry, they die with their mouths agape.