The first person who correctly identifies these porn seekers will win a free copy of Spotted Lily, my fly-blown Australian novel about wowsers, writers, art and censorship—so shocking that the anonymous Publishers Weekly reviewer fabricated a completely different ending in their tell-it-all review, and so Australian that this novel is published only overseas. If you bring it in from overseas, you might have to declare it under our sparkling new regulations, as 'legal porn'. LOLita!
Bugger the World Cup. Australia is really competitive when it comes to censorship. We are now competing with the Chinese, and winning.