Open Crandolin (a personality test)

Which do you prefer?
Open Crandolin! (a friendly invitation to you)
Open Crandolin! (a command. Get cracking!)
Open, Crandolin! (your command, though there are limits—Crandolin won't Sit!)

Open!

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